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Posted: Jul 27th, 2005 at 10:44 pm
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Okay folks any thing about anime & manga are welcome.
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Posted: Jul 27th, 2005 at 11:01 pm
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ya beat me too it. ^.^
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A sword is a weapon, what ever pretty names u give it Swordsmanship is a way to kill-Kenshin
To serve is to live, to live is to serve, no greater destiny can be achived by trying to atain all for one's self-Seiketsu
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Posted: Jul 28th, 2005 at 01:29 pm
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these were written by my best friend
Ever wonder just why your parents hate anime with every fiber of their being?? DragonBall Z. The Americanized crapfest that just won't die is everything that turns parents off to anime and THEN some! But we all know that there's gonna be a few hundred seasons, and we all know the trends of the series. So to end the wait, here are a few episodes from the later seasons of DBZ! Behold, DragonBall 50!!!
--Episode 1--
Narrator: Last time, on DragonBall 50!
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ChiChi: Well, I should be dead, but I found another Dragon Ball!
Trunks: How many balls does this dragon have??
ChiChi: 7, same as all the other damn GODmod Dragons!
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Videl: Son, I know you’re weak for your age. I mean, only Super Saiyan 7 at age 2 is pretty bad. But, you’re our last hope! You must go stop the new stereotypical villain!
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Stereotypical Villain: I, IcePak, have come to Earth to destroy it for no apparent reason! FEAR MY RECOLORED DEATH BEAMS FROM THE FIRST SEASON!
Hercuole: Hey! I gotta stop you, ‘cuz I’m tough!
IcePak: I, IcePak, will just toss you to the other side of the planet…
Hercuole: So, you’re one of Frieza’s relatives? Figures. It’s always either his family, a Saiyan, little green men, or an abomination of technology that could never possibly exiiiiiiiiiist! *gets chucked to the other side of the planet*
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Today’s Episode: Apocalypse, Take 6.02 X 10^23
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IcePak: Bwahahaha! I just nuked the world!
Carbon Copy of Goku: Yeah, but I gotta stop you!
IcePak: Who the frick are you??
Goku Clone: Well, a stereotypical villain like yourself, except he looked a little different and you could each do something the other one couldn’t quite manage, killed my uncle Gohan, who they still yap about on the flipside of the plot. Videl got lonely and slept with Goten! I’m their son, Gotuhell!
IcePak: Right. And I assume that you have some huge attack name that you must say?
Gotuhell: Yeah! And it’ll destroy the world even more!
IcePak: Fine. I’ll strike despaired poses and perhaps have a dramatic flashback while you shout the name at unnecessarily high volumes.
Gotuhell: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…
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Goku: Hey, Vegeta! (Translation: Hey, Vegeta!)
Vegeta: Kakerot, my immortal archnemisis who I must endlessly fight. I will kill you and reclaim my place as Prince of the Saiyans! (Translation: What’s up?)
Goku: You arrogant bastard! I’ll warn you, I can go Super Saiyan 8! Thousand! (Actually, I didn’t want to fight. I just had a couple questions…)
Vegeta: Hah! I can go Super Saiyan E-to-the-X-times-Y-Z-Squared-To-The-Too-Freaking-High! I’ll kill you where you stand! (I know, but we have to have this huge and pointless airborne battle, which actually has nothing to do with standing.)
Goku: Fine! HAAAAAAAAH! *flies up and gets more hair* (First question: How are we still alive?)
Vegeta: HIYA! HU-HA! *also flies up and gives Rapunzel a run for her money in the hair department* (We GODmoded with the damn Dragons, remember?)
Goku: HIYA! OVERUSED DEATH BALL ATTACK!! (Oh, yeah!)
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*commercial*
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Vegeta: *bats it away* WAH! (Next question?)
Goku: HAAAAAAAAH! (Is the plot moving?)
Vegeta: HEY! HIYA! STEREOTYPICAL ENERGY ATTACK OF THE REALLY LONG, OBNOXIOUS NAME! (Hell no!)
Goku: YAH! *bats it away* (Do the viewers know that??)
Vegeta: HIYA! DIE! WUH! WAH! (I hope to God not…)
Goku: HEY! HEYAAAH! *more hair* There’s a new overstereotypical villain we should be fighting! (Can we do the gay-ass Fusion Dance again??)
Vegeta: Huh! HIYA HIYA! *engulfed in hair* That is not my concern, Kakerot! (When these morons aren’t watching. I’ll even wear a dress!)
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*insert an overdramatic and irrelevant flashback*
IcePak: *pose* eep…
Gotuhell: …AAAAAH! MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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Narrator: On our next exciting episode of DragonBall 50! Many questions remain unanswered! How the hell does Goku manage to look in his early 20’s still? Will ChiChi overcome arthritis to find the next 6 overused DragonBalls and GODmod the Earth back to normal? Will Gotuhell ever finish saying the attack name? Hell, will the plot ever move around here?! Find out when hell freezes over- erm, on the NEXT DragonBall 50!!
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A sword is a weapon, what ever pretty names u give it Swordsmanship is a way to kill-Kenshin
To serve is to live, to live is to serve, no greater destiny can be achived by trying to atain all for one's self-Seiketsu
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Posted: Jul 28th, 2005 at 01:30 pm
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--Episode 2--
Narrator: Last time, on DragonBall 50!
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IcePak: I, IcePak, will just toss you to the other side of the planet…
Hercuole: *gets tossed to the other side of the planet*
Gotuhell: I gotta to stop you!! KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH… *sunrise/sunset effect here*
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Goku: *gets more hair* HEY! HEYAAAH!
Vegeta: Huh! HIYA! HIYA! *engulfed in hair*
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Narrator: And even if you missed the last episode, if you didn’t see that fight coming, you are a moron.
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Today's Episode: Fuller(er) Potential!!
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Gohan: *waking up* Huh? Where am I??
Kai of some Random Denomination Implying a High Position: You're back in Other World with us freaks!
Gohan: You guys got a place to sleep?
Kai: Sure! But only after we unlock your full potential!
Gohan: GAH! HOW MUCH FRIGGIN' FULL POTENTIAL DO I HAVE?!
Kai: No one knows... It gets fuller every season.
Gohan: Why me?
Kai: Because it's redundant!
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Goku: HUH! HAH! HOYAH! (That was fun! What now?)
Vegeta: *striking a pose just before realizing that he's got a pair of panties stuck to him* HEYA! DEATH BALL OF...uhhh...DEATH! *blasts the panties in the process* (The damn camera is back on. We keep fighting)
Goku: *dodge* HYA! (OK!)
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*commercial break*
Pegasus: *walks up to a parked Rolls Royce and knocks on the window* Pardon me, Kaiba-boy. Have you any Grey Poupon?
Kaiba: BASTARD! You're trying to take over my company with mustard, aren't you?!
Pegasus: Actually, Kaiba-boy, I just wanted that superior quality of mustard-
Kaiba: -with which to take over my company! Because I'm rich, and everything is about me!
Pegasus: This is a live commercial, Kaiba-boy... We're advertising Grey Poupon.
Kaiba: LIES! FAIRY TALES!!
Pegasus: ...Am I supposed to just eat the burger now?
Camera Guy: Sure.
Kaiba: He's after Kaiba Corp, too!!
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ChiChi: So, Trunks, we have another GODmod- erm, DRAGON Ball... What now?
Trunks: Same as always. We get the Dragon Radar which is apparently indestructible due to it's importance as a cheesy plot device, and we go after more balls!
ChiChi: So we grab balls to save the world? Works for me! Lemme get some Bengay and we'll be off!
Trunks: How come you actually aged, though?
ChiChi: I didn't die, silly! In this show, you can either die every third episode or get old and weak!
Random Buffoon: Gimme that Dragon Ball! I'll beat the crap out of you if you don't!
ChiChi: Huh?
RB: I want to put the world back the way it was, so I gotta go around smashing people until I get all the Dragon Balls, no matter how good their intentions are!
ChiChi: But you're not an established character! *throws down her cane and beats the crap out of him* Now stay down! *steals his Dragon Ball*
Trunks: How the-?!
ChiChi: Two things! First, we're heroes! We beat the hell out of anyone who can steal the spotlight. Second, you're NEVER too decrepit to fight in this series!
Trunks: Ah.
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Gotuhell: -EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-...
IcePak: I'm hungry... And I'm also in fear for my life. But I can't move from this spot until he announces his attack... It would be rude!
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Gohan: *yelling at random Kai* I JUST WANNA TAKE A NAP!!
King Kai: But you're full potential!
Gohan: Dead! And Tired!
Supreme Kai: Full! Potential!
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Narrator: Next time, on DragonBall 50! Will Gohan just shut up and accept his role as a plot device with too much full potential? Can Trunks and ChiChi track down the last 5 Dragon Balls before... Oh, never mind. Everyone else is dead! Find out everything you already know is gonna happen, on the NEXT DragonBall 50!!
I'm gonna help him write the third ^.^
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A sword is a weapon, what ever pretty names u give it Swordsmanship is a way to kill-Kenshin
To serve is to live, to live is to serve, no greater destiny can be achived by trying to atain all for one's self-Seiketsu
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Posted: Jul 29th, 2005 at 01:24 am
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These are halrious! You should do a Yu-gi-oh perody!
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Posted: Jul 29th, 2005 at 10:21 am
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possibly I already told him I was calling dibs on the Pokemon parody though ^.^
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A sword is a weapon, what ever pretty names u give it Swordsmanship is a way to kill-Kenshin
To serve is to live, to live is to serve, no greater destiny can be achived by trying to atain all for one's self-Seiketsu
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Posted: Jul 29th, 2005 at 10:28 pm
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SMoke did #3 AND the comercial is a LOVE HINA ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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--Episode 3--
Narrator: Last time, on DragonBall 50!
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Goku: HAAAAAAAAH! (Is the plot moving?)
Vegeta: HEY! HIYA! STEREOTYPICAL ENERGY ATTACK OF THE REALLY LONG, OBNOXIOUS NAME! (Hell no!)
Goku: YAH! *bats it away* (Do the viewers know that??)
Vegeta: HIYA! DIE! WUH! WAH! (I hope to God not…)
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IcePak: I'm hungry... And I'm also in fear for my life. But I can't move from this spot until he announces his attack... It would be rude!
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Random Buffoon: I want to put the world back the way it was, so I gotta go around smashing people until I get all the Dragon Balls, no matter how good their intentions are!
ChiChi: But you're not an established character! *throws down her cane and beats the crap out of him* Now stay down! *steals his Dragon Ball*
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Gohan: *yelling at random Kai* I JUST WANNA TAKE A NAP!!
King Kai: But you're full potential!
Gohan: Dead! And Tired!
Supreme Kai: Full! Potential!
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Today's Episode: You Know We Had to Do a Filler. This Is It.
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IcePak: Well, I need to fill time...
Gotuhell: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE....
IcePak: How about a flashback as to why I'm so angry at everything?
Animator: Sure.
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IcePak Voiceover: These people... They killed my family.
Frieza: I'm gonna destroy the world!!
Goku: Kamehamehah! *kills Frieza*
Cooler: I'm gonna avenge Frieza and destroy the world!!
Goku: Kamehamehah! *kills Cooler*
Voiceover: And this went on and on... I'm gonna avenge Frieza, Cooler, Frigerator, NorthPole, IceBurg, DeepFriez, DryIce, FridgeTruck, RandomCryogenicApparatus, and all the rest, and destroy the world!!
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Goku: HUH! HAH! YOU ALL KNOW I'M GONNA SAY KAMEHAMEHAH! (So we're still fighting?)
Vegeta: *ducks, and punches Goku through several miles of solid rock, destroying it all* HUH! HAH! HERE COMES THAT DAMN ENERGY BLITZ THINGY! (Of course. Did you expect content?)
Goku: *comes up with a couple blackish marks on him* WHA! HIYA! DIE! (Not really... But how come that didn't kill me??)
Vegeta: SIGNATURE ATTACK OF THE ONLY SLIGHTLY SUGGESTIVE BUT STILL LONG AND OBNOXIOUS NAME!! HAH! (Because your death there would have been bloody.)
Goku: *grabs the attack* HAH! YOU CAN'T HURT ME! *shoves it away* (Oh. And we can't show that, can we?)
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*commercial break*
Keitaro: Ahhhhh... After a hard day studying and being swarmed by insane girls, there's nothing like a Big Mac.
Tama-chan: Myuh?
Keitaro: I mean, there's nothing better than the onions, lettuce, two all-beef patties, the-
*Naru starts going by*
Keitaro: -wonderful buns, and even "special sauce". Feels good to have that!
Naru: YOU PERVERT! *iron punch*
Keitaro: What did I do this tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime??
*cut to Motoko slashing at a wood block*
Voiceover: Baba-ba-ba-ba!
Motoko: *as a wooden "M" logo falls* I am NOT saying "I'm lovin' it"!
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Vegeta: DAMN. I WON'T LET YOU BEAT ME!! *insert the blurry exchange of completely random blows such that none of them connect here* (Nope. We can show excessive violence, though.)
Goku: HAH! AHA! WHOO! (And how do we do this??
Vegeta: HEYA! HIYA! HO-HAH! (We're not. We're just holding up a screen showing it. We forgot ages ago, and it's always the same footage...)
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Trunks: So, are we gonna find another Dragon Ball this episode?
ChiChi: Of course not! That would involve plot movement, which is our enemy!
Trunk: Of course. How stupid of me!
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Gohan: DEAD! TIRED!
All the Kais: FULL! POTENTIAL!!
*5 minutes later*
Gohan: OK, can I sleep if I unlock it?
King Kai: Sure.
Gohan: FINE! Take me to the damn Hyperbolic Time Chamber thingy so I won't spend any actual time doing this.
Supreme Kai: You mean the one that's destroyed every time someone trains in it?
Gohan: Yeah!
UberDeluxe Kai: OK. Provided it's a plot device at the door, it repairs automatically!
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Narrator: It looks like the plot may actually move this month! But where are Piccolo and Krillin?
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Piccolo: We're bald. We must therefore be weak.
Krillin: HEY! I HAVE A STUPID HAIRDO NOW! I SHOULD BE POWERFUL!
18: Yeah, right. You serve no plot purpose anymore, remember?
Krillin: Shit.
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Narrator: -Erm, when the hell will Gotuhell attack?? Will he manage before ChiChi and Trunks find all the Balls? Of course he won't manage before Gohan unlocks his full potential, because Gohan won't spend any real time doing that. And where the hell is the raise I've wanted since season 1?? Find out hopefully in the near future, on the NEXT non-filler episode of DragonBall 50!!
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A sword is a weapon, what ever pretty names u give it Swordsmanship is a way to kill-Kenshin
To serve is to live, to live is to serve, no greater destiny can be achived by trying to atain all for one's self-Seiketsu
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2005 at 03:43 pm
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I LOVE READING NARUTO!!!!!!!!!
Is hard for to decide which I enjoy more Naruto or Negima?
Negima has chics including Nodoka but Naruto has Nijas and funnier joke than Negima and the fighting scenes.
Ninja ...Chics .... Ninja .... Chics I can't decide! Some tell me which manga is better? (can't wait for Naruto hit toonami on september  )
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Posted: Jul 31st, 2005 at 10:19 pm
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well Nuarto also has Ninja chicks
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A sword is a weapon, what ever pretty names u give it Swordsmanship is a way to kill-Kenshin
To serve is to live, to live is to serve, no greater destiny can be achived by trying to atain all for one's self-Seiketsu
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